Grandma and Japan
According to my dad, thats what grandma had to say...
ستك زعلانة عليك كثير قال أنا بعثتك لعند هالمتوحشين اللي (حسب حكيها أنت مخبرها )بياكلو السمك ني وحاولنا نفهمها أنو الجماعة متحضرين بس ما اقتنعت خاصة بعد ما سمعت أنن ساكنين بآخر الأرض ولما روّجت تقتنع عرفت أنو ما بياكلو بالملاعق جنت وقالت بالعودان؟؟ الله يقطعهم ويقطع أكلهم.
English translation... [Approximate ofcourse ;)]
Your grandma is very upset for you, she says we "sent" you to the land of those barbarians who eat raw fish, we tried persuading her, telling her that these people are one of the most developed nations, she wouldn't sway especially when she heard that they live at the edge of the world... and just as she was starting to come closer she heard that they dont use "spoons" while eating, she went berserk, and said... "CHOPSTICKS!! May god burn them and that food of theirs..."